Thursday, 4 December 2014

Review of 131 by Julian Cope

131: A Time-Shifting Gnostic Hooligan Road Novel by Julian Cope. £14.99

The marvellous Julian Cope has written a novel! And it has:

A spectacularly vile Bad Guy cult leader. A road trip through Sardinia (131 is the number of Sardinia's only highway). A guide and driver, beautiful and wise, who delivers classic rock-n-roll cars. A protagonist we are introduced to as he is shitting his pants on an aeroplane.

The first few pages tell us we are in the hands of a first-person narrator with all the tick marks for rock-n-roll excess: a burned-out druggie rock-star / football hooligan called Rock Section. Sixteen years before, at a big footie match, Rock and his hooligan mates were imprisoned, and some raped, by the bad guy's cult, resulting in one suicide and (at least) one mental collapse. So Rock is visiting Sardinia to force himself into a final confrontation with the bizarre motivations of the evil gang who did this.

As if this isn't enough, there is entire other layer to the plot, taking place around 10,000 years ago, when there was still a land bridge between the British Isles and mainland Europe, a young heir to the throne of Old Tüpp travelling through a  landscape of twisted language, elder gods and sacrificial imperatives.

This novel displays an extraordinarily deep and bizarre mix of spheres of knowledge: rock-n-roll, drugs, megaliths, prehistory and the old gods are areas I expected Mr Cope to have good knowledge of, but football hooligan antics and soft drinks addictions came as a surprise. This richness generates a texture which is somewhere around Gravity's Rainbow meets Avant Pulp.

I liked the book a lot. It was a compulsive read, and has some very likeable features. For instance, the Bad Guy, Barry Hertzog, bases his cultic ideas on the xtianity of C S Lewis. It does rather seem that Cope and I are of a single mind when it comes to this man's work: pure evil.  

The book is nicely made, a solid paperback, and you get maps at each end: Sardinia with important sites at the front, and a mad, hallucinated Ancient Western Europe at the back.

Wednesday, 3 December 2014

Truth required about Tinnitus cure

As someone with long-term tinnitus, I was curious when this turned up in my spam folder: Reverse My Tinnitus, by Dr. James Phillips and Alan Watson. It was a heavy spam attack, at least 6 copies in a day. I opened it, and it was one of those enormously irritating videos that promises to tell you something but spends many minutes simply repeating the same assertions. Eventually of course we get to the kill zone, where we are told that it's a diet plan to stimulate the production of antibodies that cause remyelination of the nerves responsible for the problem. The ebook that tells you how to do this costs $39, and the buyer is threatened with price rises if he or she does not buy it immediately.
So far, we have something which stinks of a scam - the high spam level, the aggressive 'I'll wear you down' marketing, and the absurdly high cost of a book which is supposedly based on mainstream science.
So I sat down at the keyboard and googled for reviews of this book.
Guess what? All 6 links on the first google page that claimed to be reviews were actually plugs for the book. Including one called 'Is Alan Watson Scam?' (sic) and even one called Reverse My Tinnitus Reviews Expose Dr James Phillips. Which does nothing of the kind.
Of course, these signs in themselves do not prove it to be a scam, but if it isn't, then I've never come across any product marketing which creates such a strong impression of scamming!
Next step was to look at Dr Phillips's publications. He certainly has an impressive list of papers on neural damage and neuronal sheath studies. He seems to be the real deal.
So, the fact that someone such as Dr Phillips, who seems to have nothing to hide, allows his name to be associated with this desperate hard-sell, does rather indicate that the good doctor regards the 'cure' as at least harmless, and maybe with some potential for effectiveness.
So, does anyone out there have any idea of the truth behind these claims? Anyone with any knowledge of Dr Phillips? Anyone yet found a genuine, honest review of the book?